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    Tuesday, February 10th, 2009
    4:00 pm
    [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<ljuser=bdabayew>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.]

    <ljuser=bdabayew> i gotz yo shiz!

    Yo naw niggaz!duh booz booberrin it up in diz!muh cuzin rote uh rappinz wit lil t-pot uh duh HOE tangz klanz! And datz how duh boo booburry. Muh kidz grown up and suppotin duh booz azz naw niggaz!i gotz to give duh booburry up but nex time duh boo burry's make so yo azz holla!

    Current Mood: horny
    Saturday, February 18th, 2006
    8:33 pm
    Itz a trick!!!
    So, Boo been sad l8-ley*. What with Coretta Scott King and Rosa Parks dying, the only powerful black women left are Lil Kim and Ayana Angel...and sometimes Oprah...ennywayys** Boo saw a window pop up on her computer that promised "1000 of free smileys!!!" and dure dey were! dere was a vampire smily wif fangs and an alien smily wif bein green and two smilys wuz shakin hands. Boo dont know if the two smilys shakin hands count as 1 or 2 of my 1000. N.E. Whey's***, boo click right in da middle of that smily lovefest and suddenly boos computerbox is full of hot garbage. popouts and spyshures and boo thinks her identity be thefted. Da point is, don't trust no danm smiling smilys. itz a trick!


    *Dat's internet talk for lately...

    **Dat's retarded talk for anyways


    ***Boo dont know what the fuck kind of talk that is...
    Sunday, January 8th, 2006
    6:41 pm
    boo jus made a danm cameo in [info]clothing5

    gay ass crackxa muddafuk...
    Wednesday, January 4th, 2006
    9:05 am
    Sunday, February 27th, 2005
    10:16 am
    wea u iz?
    iz febz niggaz,
    da boo iz turd niggaz,
    wtf niggaz?
    boo out niggaz...

    Current Mood: depressed
    Current Music: mos def and ghostface, ms fat botty boo
    Tuesday, December 21st, 2004
    2:24 pm
    wht da fuk
    c itz lik dis, boo waks up wid a rune nose.
    my boo stopes by wid so mede medz.
    i tak 1 of dem shitz and come to mez lve jurnle.
    feelin tirdz so i chks the meds, it be sayiing may cause drozynes.
    Im likz may, mor likz shit don dids it.
    boo ant gots no mows sniffls but i bez damnds if i ant tirds like a mofo.

    oce boo iz da flavers
    Sunday, December 19th, 2004
    2:22 am
    iz it almoz muh burfdey!
    Take duh quiz: "What doez yo birf monf revealz abut yo azz?"

    April
    Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret sucking all those nuggaz dicks. Attractive and affectionate to oneself, with one's favorite red dildo. Strong mentality, weak mentality. Loves attentionz. Diplomatic an shiz. Consoling, friendly and solves peep's problems. Brave and fartless. Adventurous on duh cock. Loving and caring on duh cock. Suave and generous wif duh cock. Emotional wif duh cock. Aggressive wif sum cock! Hasty an nasty! Good memory of duh cock. Moving duh cock Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest an wen 2 much cum get up in muh stomak. Sexy in a way that only their luverz can see, an duh boo done up an had uh bunch uh luverz!!!!!! take duh dam quiz yo azz!
    12:53 am
    wha sa in da wa sa
    let tit be na,
    i wak in ad a pee na, cant blev it as so so
    ninny fin dits havn soo mana in dis un.
    giv my chamb an sit as so,
    blw unit blo yug itch.
    wak mue up fromis turble drems.
    pess tu undestand sit if so proda..
    oce wid a piz outd
    Friday, December 10th, 2004
    12:11 am
    mattFM.com
    murry xgivin an tksmass nuccaz!!! boo still gettin huh edumuhcationz on an shiz buh muh new baby daddy juz put muh azz on duh webz an shiz!!!! diz nucca like dat electric musix! hit dat shiz up lik yo azz wood muh titty wang!!! gotz muh sum mo hose hurr an new pudated pictz!!!! omg duh boo goin tuh use duh emotionconz :D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hope yo azzez done up an gotz enuf cheezz fo yo hoeliday!!!Q!!!


    holla,
    duh boo
    Monday, November 8th, 2004
    2:35 am
    uh motha uh 16 can get crunk unce in uh whel!


    You Are Sex On the Beach!



    When comes to drinking, you like it to go down smooth, like the gerbal in your ass.
    You really don't like the taste of alcohol - just its effect on you, like the gerbal in your ass.
    So, you're proud to get drunk on fruity, girly drinks, like the gerbal in your ass.
    Because once you're liquored up, the fun begins, so does the gerbal in your ass!

    Sunday, September 26th, 2004
    1:07 am
    duh booz puter klass
    when yo azz wunna sweioutch uzaz in duh windozxp yo azz goin tuh habba hab uh mizouzez o yo azz ain doin nutin like dat Alt+Tab shiz!!!!!!


    good luk wif yo puter shiz nuggaz an rembra dat duh boo getz huh edumuhkationz 2!!!!!!

    so stay cool stay in school, an shit





    HOLLA NUCCAZ!!!!!!!

    Current Mood: CRUNK
    Current Music: Puff Daddy - All bout dem benjuhmenz beyoutch!
    Thursday, September 23rd, 2004
    11:24 am
    if uh had uh penuz diz would be duh name!
    Your Penis Name is: The Balding Cum Guzzling Avenger


    Sunday, September 12th, 2004
    9:35 pm
    abnomal psssike!!!!
    uh thank muh nucca down duh way done up an gotz him diz shiz!!!


    http://medical-dictionary.com/dictionaryresults.php


    koro fuk yo azz!
    Monday, September 6th, 2004
    11:12 am
    Boos Book Reviewzzz!!!11!1111!!1!!1@
    So Boos girl got boo dis book called 'The Divorce' by SC Louis cause it was a joke she danm said boo! You had so danm many divorces you need danm...a book bout it! So boo went head and read dat book while either takin a shit or having a spontaneeus abortion. boo dont know cause she do both twice a week. anyways, boo has two wordz to say bout da title...

    False advERtizing!

    dere was no danm divorce in danm the hole book. instead dis d00d was in a hevean and angels were all whizzin around and hsit. boo was frighted by all of it. it was funny tho, cause all these peoples and stuff kept not goin to heaven for some gay ass reaasons like they wanted to rather go to hell but didnt kno it were reallly the real hell boo stoned!

    boo stoned!




    b00nanA mcdamn so frig stoned!



    w00000000000000000t!
    12:15 am
    Monday, August 30th, 2004
    9:34 am
    MeMeShitt titty
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    Monday, August 23rd, 2004
    12:42 pm
    aight nuccaz!
    duh boo done up and duhcided dat der needz tuh be uh contess!!! duh nucca o nuccet dat can spit duh phattest rymez, phatta dan dat uh duh boo, will get duh chance tuh hit diz rock duh boo been savin. an afta dat we goin tuh have sum mad gangsta fuck! all yo azzez gotz ta do is post sum phat rymez up on duh boo jernalz and muh lil nicca j goin tuh decide who duh phattest rymez belongz to. duh boo thank tha winnaz rymez goin tuh be a lil sumtin like diz:

    yo azz thank yo rymez be teight,
    buh duh boo gotz somethin dat aint aight,
    diz beyoutch gotta loose snizatch,
    but dat don mean yo azz gotta be a lil biznatch!

    uh smoke duh rock evr day,
    dat rock be betta dan duh hay,
    but 2 morrow iz anotha day bebe,
    an yo azz still gettin dirtay!

    if yo azz thank yo azz gotz mo phatta rymez dan diz show uh nicca!
    Saturday, August 21st, 2004
    10:52 am
    duh boo noe it done up and been a long tyme but duh boo been bizzy profectin huh gizame an shiznitz. yo craka azzez be suhprized dat how well huh lil niggaz be doin in duh skoolz! lil nicca j all up in duh 9th grade fo duh tird tyme dey say he special. duh boo don remba how old uh wut grade duh otha lil niccaz iz but dey keep slingin duh boo's rocks an goin tuh skool wifout gettin shot so fur biznas iz boomin!! duh cool thang bout it iz when duh weatha koolz off dem crackaz be wantin duh crak cause dey say it keep dem warm. in otha newz muh crib got shot at fo duh 8th tyme in 4 weekz. it gotz tuh be dat nicca peepee cause uh owe hiz azz fo some rocks muh lil niccas put on dey pizza. i tol him uh suk his dick every day for 6 montz buh dat nicca mad homey! fo all yo azzez out der in jernal land wat crakin nuccaz??? duh boo goin tuh get sum 40'z uh duh king kobra and pretned she fukin koby and shaq den she sue. check out my phat rymez:

    duh boo don like you,
    less yo azz gotz crack,
    so don be hatin duh boo,
    o she bus a cap in yo back!


    uh goin tuh be famus one uh deez dayz uh noez it!
    Tuesday, July 27th, 2004
    1:04 pm
    duh boo luvs werdz!
    boonana's Word Usage
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    Wednesday, June 16th, 2004
    9:05 pm
    peas join COPAS
    COPAS is duh Coalition of Peeps Against Spam, sponsored buh duh boo an hurr peeps
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